June 2013
im either annoying or annoyed like thats it
“I think books are like people, in the sense that they’ll turn up in your life when you most need them”
—Emma Thompson (via iwaschangedforgood)
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
Play
0:58
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
